The Womanizer Pro 40 was the first suction toy that we got for our collection and it was a favorite from the get go. The fact that it doesn't have pattern variations is not a con for us and the simplicity and ease of use makes it perfect for beginners and those new to this type of toy. Although suction toys can be 'too much' if you are sensitive, we did not find this to be so with the Pro 40. The suctions are rumbly and start off low enough that even for a sensitive person, this was easy to scale up a level or two from the get go. This toy is more on the weightier side and it is larger than we originally expected, but don't get me wrong, this is no downside as the size makes it easy to hold and the shape makes it easy to use with fingers, other insertable vibrators/toys or can be used with penetration too which makes for some fun times. All in all, this toy is a good purchase and one that we as a couple would 110% recommend to anyone out there. It is a premium toy made from premium materials and it is not 'cheap' but not too expensive either. We do feel, however, that at this price point they could at least include a bag... (pro tip: you can use this on your man too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Mind blowing...)

The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

After spending some quality time with the Syrrhin from Loot Cave Toys, I can say it’s a truly unique and versatile addition to any collection. The design is both aesthetically pleasing and functional, with its subtle "S" curve, prominent textures, and that satisfying knot. The soft 00-30 silicone strikes a great balance between firmness and flexibility, making it comfortable while still delivering a solid, pleasurable experience. The Syrrhin really shines in its ability to adapt to different preferences. Whether you're into slow, sensual play or more intense, deep stimulation, this toy has you covered. The lack of a suction cup might be a drawback for some, but it’s easily worked around with a bit of creativity, and the strap-on compatibility adds even more possibilities. Overall, the Syrrhin offers a dynamic and enjoyable experience that’s well worth exploring, especially if you’re looking for something that pushes boundaries in a comfortable, satisfying way.

This smaller vibrator is perfect for G-spot stimulation. It's a powerful punch in a tiny package. If you're looking for a really fun time, then this is the vibrator for you!

This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

The Main Squeeze: Xxlayna Marie sex toy by Doc Johnson is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to those looking for head stimulation! Fans of the pornstar will appreciate this toy and its quality. This is a great manual masturbator and I can definitely see myself coming back to it! The orifice is amazing and will please anyone who needs a lot of visual input. However, the squeeze function leaves a lot to be desired and only drags down an otherwise amazing product.